lol this is a goodd

Be strong honey, I love you too!


A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom .

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a women in years. I saw how he kissed your neck " if he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you .
Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you ."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey, I love you too !!"

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40 something true I am but I have my life in order. Wasting money on a show instead of paying my rent I would never do. I have my life in check and know where I am going. Wish I had time to sit at a computer and know every detail of someone's myspace page. What's that old saying never judge a book by it's cover I believe in this a book can look good on the outside but once you read it you find it was trash on the inside. You can polish an old car and make it look good but inside it's still old. Some people in this town need to learn words so today in class the word of the day is RESPECT.... Look it up!!!

There comes a point in your life when you realize: who matters, who never did, who won't anymore.. and who always will. So don't worry about people from your past, there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future

poolday 7-6-09

so so true

TRUE FRIENDS ARE LIKE DIAMONDS, PRECIOUS AND RARE. FAKE FRIENDS ARE LIKE WEEDS, FOUND EVERYWHERE!